Missing found

30 July 2015 - 16:24 By Times LIVE
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Conrad Koch tries to control Chester Missing
Conrad Koch tries to control Chester Missing

Chester Missing has been found, after being separated from Conrad Koch earlier this week.

Speculation that it might have been a romantic getaway with Hillary the Ostrich, the other missing puppet, were unfounded, as according to Chester he was trapped in a suitcase.

Though come to think of it Hillary might be into that sort of thing, we aren't going to judge.

Missing did not appreciate speculation that he had in fact left Koch for another comedian.

The entire affair has left him so traumatised he thinks it might be easier being green.

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