WATCH! Michelle Obama trash talking Barack is everything

They might be the very definition of relationship goals, but there sure is room for Michelle to tell bae when to tone it down.

Flotus was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show with NBA star Stephen Curry.

Curry is pals with Barack Obama but recently teamed up with Michellle in a Drink Up campaign.

When the NBA star was asked what the president's handicap is, he said that it was top secret.

Michelle was not impressed...

She then told him how to get her man distracted, saying that he needs to talk about the size of his ears.

"The shadow from your ears is really messing up my putt," she told him to say.

Watch the hilarious video here: