Top 10 deaths of Sean Bean
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I recently started watching 'Game of Thrones' and even though I know it’s been done to death, I want to give you my top 10 deaths of the ever-willing victim Sean Bean.
He’s always a good sport for a death scene. Bean has established such a fine tradition of spectacular deaths, his demise is almost a given. He’s been stabbed, shot, sliced, diced, shredded and even killed by a herd of cows.
Here are my favourite death scenes of the great calamity himself.
10. The Island (2005)
The film was stupid, but Bean playing a genetic slaver (who rich people pay him
to raise and keep their clones in stasis against the need for a new liver or
replacement arm) dies spectacularly –hung by a cable after having been shot
through the neck by a grappling hook.
9. Patriot Games (1992)
In this political thriller, Bean seeks vengeance against the English for some
sort of heart-wrenching tragedy in his life, but superspy Harrison Ford foils Bean’s
Royal assassination plan in a showdown where Bean gets beaten, impaled on a boat
anchor, and then blown up. Ouch.
8. Far North (2007)
Shot in the Arctic tundra, Far North tells
a tragic tale of love, loss and jealousy, Bean dies by his love’s hand, not
only frozen, but naked. It gave me the shivers.
7. Black Death (2010)
Bean, playing a Medieval devout soldier of the Lord is actually quartered – pulled
apart while roped to horses galloping in opposite directions – while suffering
from the Bubonic Plague. Wow. Talk about overkill.
6. Henry VIII (2003)
The biopic of England’s most infamous monarch, Bean plays lawyer Robert Aske
who protested against the religious reforms brought about by schism from Rome. The
rabble-rousing former army captain with a vendetta against his King is hung by
chains.
5. GoldenEye (1995)
While plotting revenge on the nation he holds responsible for his parents’
death, he betrays his MI6 foster family for world domination. But Bean is in
the process crushed to death underneath the burning big-ass antenna he tried to
commandeer. Kind of poignant.
4. Game of Thrones, 'Baelor', 01.09 (2011)
Though he’s unforgivably stupid, Bean beheaded by a swift sword to the neck, was kind of sad. His character may have been idiotic, but his portrayal made it all the more entertaining.
3. The Field (1990)
This Irish drama centers on farmers determined to keep their land, no matter
what the cost. The dutiful son Bean meets his end when he falls over a cliff running
from a herd of stampeding cows. Lion King much? (Yes, this is No. 3 purely because it's cows.)
2. Equilibrium (2002)
Though his role is
really short (shorter than most), the soul-crushing Cleric-turned ‘sense
offender’ reads Yeats and is shot by stone-faced Christian Bale. In. His. Face. One of his
greatest moments, I reckon, as he recites the lines; Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
1. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Lord of the Rings readers knew it was coming, but it didn’t detract from Bean’s
anti-hero death being epic. The orcs came racing towards Boromir, and he stood
heroically fending them off in order to cover Pippin and Merry’s retreat, and
in defending the two little hobbits, he is shot full of arrows. One. He gets up
and fights. Two. He fights again. Then three. He falls heroically, pledging his
allegiance to his king. That’s what you call taking one for the team.


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