Stripper knows - SA celebs 'all about buns, boobs, drugs, sex, wild threesomes': iLIVE

26 October 2015 - 14:40 By Anonymous
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Right now I'm ROTFL (rolling on the floor laughing). Just finished reading about the AKA, Dj Zinhle and Bonang Matheba saga - and Proverb's wife cheating scandal changing into 50 shades of what the #@*.

I've got a piece of advice for the above couples. Let me elaborate.

I'm a stripper by profession, trust me to give the best advice on relationships (I've seen it all,seen them all lol).

Mr X, don't act all innocent since you frequent a certain strip club and make sure you have an unlimited amount of fun.

Boys will be boys. If I could name all, I mean ALL the celebrities who enjoy lots of wild tryst in such establishments, it would certainly be a best seller.

SA celebrities love living it up. Its all about buns and boobs, drugs and sex, wild threesomes.

So to all the hopeless romantic starlets sitting at home it truly is a great pity. But at the end of the day, as a stripper you learn so much about being that fantasy, letting him live that fantasy, bringing it to life and that keeps them coming back for more.

So nobody is a saint and to all the housewives, girlfriends, fiancés, very soon I will create a platform on how to give him that fantasy and create an invisible leash to keep him hooked and keep him to yourself "wink" "wink".

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