Man describes how masturbation killed his pussy

18 August 2014 - 17:14 By Times LIVE
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A man on Reddit has admitted that he masturbated so much as a teenager - it ended up killing his elderly cat.

"Once or twice a day for about two years, I would beat the meat in my bedroom and then proceed to ejaculate all over my carpet," Reddit user cumoncarpet explained.

Apparently he was trying to figure out how far he could shoot his semen, and the carpet made a handy target.

The thing is, he also had an elderly cat which was suffering from poor bladder control.

"After two bouts of him pissing on our floor, my parents decided to find out where he was pissing, so they researched how to find out if your carpet has cat piss on it,"  he explained.

What they found was that a blacklight would show up any incriminating evidence, and when they shone it on his carpet while he was off at camp, they decided that with how brightly it lit up it was time for the cat to go.

They did it before he got back from camp.

"My parents must've thought it was cat pee and put the cat down before I could explain what it was," he said.

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