BlackBerry crumble gets some spice
14 October 2011 - 02:01
By Nashira Davids
BlackBerry jokes that have surfaced over the past three days:
- I bought an Apple and Steve Jobs died. I bought a BlackBerry and it died. Does Bryce Lawrence sell anything?
- A Nokia, an iPhone and a Samsung walk past a BlackBerry. They all turn around and tune him: "What's app?"
- What did one BlackBerry user say to the other? Nothing.
- iPhone users everywhere smile smugly and search for the "I told you so" app.
- Hackers are accessing your BlackBerry. To prevent this, smash your BlackBerry against your head continuously until you gain some common sense.
- BlackBerry must be female. Only women can ignore you for three days flat and then pretend nothing was wrong.
- BlackBerry must be a male. You put your trust in him until the day he goes on a spree and comes back three days later and expect things to be normal again.
- Why did the BlackBerry user cross the road? - To use a pay phone.