Pot Shots: Get your Chuck Norris on at Battlezone

Bullets whizz overhead and crash into the rusty barrel, saving me from a world of pain. All around me is a chaotic fog of anguished cries, fleeing bodies and would-be leaders shouting instructions into the ether.I check the coast, dart away and with a splat everything goes darkIf you are up for nursing a small colony of welts then the dusty paintball field in Fourways, Johannesburg, is the everyman's version of Black Hawk Down.