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Tea with Uncle Bob

Nov 22, 2009 11:03 PM | By Phumla Matjila

Phumla Matjila: He came, he snoozed, and off he went! How disgraceful was President Robert Mugabe's behaviour in Rome?


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Phumla Matjila. © Unknown.
Phumla Matjila. © Unknown.
quote Mugabe managed to create an education revolution quote

I could forgive Silvio Berlusconi for dozing off; maybe "Papi" (as his lady friends call him) had been up all night. Muammar Gaddafi may have had a lot on his mind; things are not going his way with his plan for the United States of Africa. But Mugabe should have his eyes open at all times.

But, then again, who could put the blame solely on Uncle Bob for napping at the World Summit on Food Security? All that pasta, the heavenly tiramisu, the berry aftertaste of merlot from Tuscany and those melt-in-your-mouth pastries prepared by a small catering business run by toothless Sicilian widows are bound to take their toll on anyone. Listening to talk about poverty and hunger after indulging in the finest of Italian cuisine is almost impossible.

And Mugabe has never been one to sleep on an empty stomach. His glistening face - and soft, well-moisturised hand resting on his temple, splashed on many newspapers from Rome to Redcliff - was that of man so satisfied with himself, he wouldn't let a little thing like the food summit come between him and his after-lunch nap. How else do you think he keeps those wrinkles at bay?

I'm sure that on seeing the photograph, Queen Elizabeth II cursed the day she was inspired to knight Uncle Bob and wondered why it took her so long to strip him of the title.

Oh, how the once mighty have fallen! No one could have predicted this turn of events in Zimbabwe's history on hearing Mugabe's speech on the eve of independence in 1980.

He paved the way for reconciliation - which would inspire other leaders like Nelson Mandela - when he assured the white people of Zimbabwe: "If you were my enemy, you are now my friend. If you hated me, you cannot avoid the love that binds me to you and you to me." He urged all those who had already packed their bags to instead immigrate from "Rhodesia to Zimbabwe".

Zimbabwe was thriving. In 1980, Mugabe promised education for all by the year 2000. He built schools so that every child was close to one. And adults who had not been able to go to school were given a second chance at education.

As Faith Zaba wrote in the Zimbabwe Independent last month, "Mugabe managed to create an education revolution, raising literacy rates to 98% by the late 1990s. The education system in Zimbabwe was named the best in Africa."

Until the late '90s, Zimbabwe offered a first-class education. South Africans who had the means sent their children across the Limpopo to get a good education, away from the tear gas and school boycotts. Zimbabwean men were among the most eligible bachelors on the continent; they were the beneficiaries of a fine education, residents of the "Bread Basket of Africa" and provided a nearby refuge from oppressive South Africa.

Clearly, Uncle Bob was doing something right in the '80s and '90s.

So, why did our leaders not look across the Limpopo to deal with our education woes?

Why is Outcome Based Education, which has had a mixed record in Britain, Australia and New Zealand, especially in poorer schools, been forced upon our even poorer schools? Why are our leaders not looking at what made the Zimbabwean education system the best in Africa for two decades?

Maybe it's time for our officials to have a cup of tea with Mugabe and talk education. It would be worthwhile for both countries to reflect on the past, present and future of our education systems.

If we could just get Mugabe to wake up.

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Nov 23 2009 03:40:16 PM
Phaedioux
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Well, he is 86 years old!

We had that elderly fellow Nzo who used to reserve his snooze in parliament for a few years - he even caused this phenomenon to become quite popular amongst the rest of the house members (as witnessed on TV).

Being a despot is obviously very tiring.
Nov 23 2009 04:10:21 PM
Gazu
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Methinks u are sucking to up to your White readers. After all, any anti-ANC, anti-government, anti-Mugabe, anti-socialist piece of writing, suddenly makes a Black journalist a rising star. I have no doubt that Mugabe is despot, corrupt and bad for Zimbabwe from the 1990s to date. Hah, but remember, Mugabe is the Mandela of the 1980s, when he appeased whites, bending over backwards to accommodate them, like Mandela asks us to do after 1994. But then, Britain failed to honour the Lancaster Accord, especially regarding land under white control..Mugabe began to loose popularity at home. Disaster followed, for the white farmers and Zimbabweans. But dont write off, Zimbabwe. Remember Germany in the 1920s. When Zimbabwe stabilised, Zimbabweans will be far more in control of the levers of economy than Black South Africans do. Yes, our (white) media has been warning us; dont go the way of Mad Bob, they are correct. Black South Africans are well advised to take the bull by its horns.
Nov 23 2009 04:19:08 PM
Puffudder
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Bollocks to the above ... a great article.
Nov 23 2009 04:25:54 PM
Phaedioux
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Nov 23 2009 04:10:21 PM
Gazu
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Enjoy your Utopia and your other fantasies while they last.

You probably believe the Brothers Grimm stories?

When the facts are out of alignment with your indoctrination you go all gaga, yet at other times you sound quite lucid - are you schozophrenic, or just ant-white?
Nov 23 2009 04:27:35 PM
Phaedioux
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should read "schizophrenic, or just anti-white?".
Nov 23 2009 04:55:17 PM
v3
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Mad Bob isn't the first good ruler to go bad.
The classic must be Henry VIII, who started as good Prince Hal, the handsome, 6 foot, dancing, hunting, tennis-playing Renaissance prince both musical and learned and ended up the despot of the Holbein painting, having married 6 times, seized land, started a religious war had untold subjects beheaded and inventing inflation (currency debasement).
The question is, what do we learn from these and other "Animal Farm" characters about checks and balances and building a culture of human rights and respect for others?
Nov 23 2009 05:12:46 PM
Gazu
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v3, But then Henry VIII is England's third greatest ruler after Alfred the Great and Elizabeth the 1. Remember, Saddam was the darling of the West until he compromised western interest by invading Kuwait. Osama bin Laden anyone, he who was trained by the US, supplied weapons and intelligence until he turned against America. Image, Mandela legislating that Nguni will be the official language, meaning White people have to learn it, actually creating an enforcement agency to govern all the BEE and AA score cards and codes, renaming the place names, spending more money on rural development and townships and expropriating land from farmers who want sell at inflated prices. Suddenly, he wont be Mad Mandela, a despot, corrupt etc.
Nov 23 2009 05:45:28 PM
Phaedioux
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Nov 23 2009 05:12:46 PM
Gazu
Nov 23 2009 04:55:17 PM
v3
"The question is, what do we learn from these and other "Animal Farm" characters about checks and balances and building a culture of human rights and respect for others?"
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Gazu, you rambled off about other corrupt leaders - yet, you avoided answering v3's question?

How would you suggest this is tackled?
Nov 23 2009 07:37:45 PM
Tackler
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At least Hitler restored the value of his nation's currency and got their trains to run on time. It's all a dead loss and downhill with that stupid, senile, incompetent old African despot.
Nov 23 2009 07:44:28 PM
bart
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It would have being good to talk to him 10 years ago before he went insane at the thought of losing power.


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