Can't afford to chat to JZ
Dinner with the President? As the headline "R500000 for JZ's ear" says, for only half a million rand we, like Patrice Motsepe can have dinner with President Jacob Zuma.
But what do we chat about? All the strikes, perhaps, that have taken place this year? The latest strike by the students? The poor living below the breadline? Do we dare raise the subject of corruption by his staff?
There are endless subjects we could engage in with our esteemed president but, alas, being one of those who earns a combined salary of R5000 per month, I'll just have to eat my samp and beans at home.
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Can't afford to chat to JZ
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