Eye-catching lineup that are doing it for the sisters

21 August 2011 - 02:51 By Tsamaya
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Since we are all enveloped in the spirit of Women's Month, we thought we should have some fun with the fairer sex because that's what God put us on earth to do. In a "flatback" 4-4-2 formation, we run the rule over some of our football femme fatales.

LOVELORN Jessica Motaung is the sex kitten and will play as the "holding" midfielder. She will hold anything that comes her way andhas had a bounce in her step since separating from American hubby Ken "McDaddy Ken" Simmons II.

SUPERSPORT superbabe Romy Titus is the "roaming" midfielder who once left Chiefs coach Vladimir Vermezovic drooling and with his eyeballs popping out of their sockets during a pre-match interview. "First, I need to thank SuperSport - in my life, I have never seen such a beautiful person," Vlad V gushed, bald head spinning.

CAROL Manana is the Paolo Maldini of the team because of her long service. It feels like the mother of three has been gracing our screens since the day television was introduced in SA in the late 70s.

SEXY Sotho Lenkoe is all huff and no substance and is the Julius Malema of the side. Just one-and-a-half seasons in the game and the self-proclaimed soccer guru is already claiming some of the male journalists are intimidated by her. They are probably frightened by the heavy make-up and the thick horse hair.

CHUBBY cheeks Mahreen Chenia is cute and looks like she should be presenting Kideo TV. By the way, did we tell you Maqsood Chenia, the national under-20 coach, is her proud father? Because of her height, she is the Lionel Messi of the team.

THE athletic Mpho Maboi of SuperSport was tabloid fodder recently, resulting in her Tsamaya debut after reports that she was playing a round of bedroom golf with dreadlocked Bafana Bafana heart throb Reneilwe Letsholonyane. She's the all-rounder in the side.

GORGEOUS former acting Safa CEO Pinky Lehoko was the rose among thorns such as Chief Mwelo Nonkonyane and Barney "The Baptist" Kujane. She made press conferences at Safa House worth attending. Not any more!

OUR memorable moment with Crystal Arnold was when she posed semi-nude for Playboy magazine. We reckon she could embarrass Zlatan Ibrahimovic playing as the "target girl" upfront. The buoyancy of her jump gets her the nod (and don't you jump to any conclusions).

TINY tot Thato Moeng has been a friend of Tsamaya for some time now and we really enjoy her work. But do you want to turn that volume down a notch before you damage our eardrums, girl? Moeng will be "screaming" down the left touchline.

BANYANA Banyana captain Amanda Dlamini is the eye candy in the women's national team. Then there's perpetually idle Mamelodi Sundowns brand manager and former Miss South Africa Joan Ramagoshi ... nothing further to say!

BENCH-WARMERS include Dara Carroll, Ria Ledwaba, Fran Hilton-Smith, Mato Madlala, Natasha Tsichlas and members of the infamous Orlando Pirates petticoat government - age is no longer on their side.

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