Produce evidence or go jump in a lake

Had Sepp Blatter been a cat, he would have had more than nine lives. The man is more slippery than a seal.When they think they are drowning him in a cesspool of corruption they charge he masterminds in the Fifa corridors of power, the vertically-challenged one always remains the last man standing.He is the off-the-field Messi, who nonchalantly dribbles his way out of trouble with a grin wider than the parting Red Sea.