Mahoosive mamils admitted to Oxford

05 December 2014 - 02:08 By Keith Perry, ©The Daily Telegraph
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WTAF: The ubiquitous mamil, or 'middle-aged man in lycra', is not to be confused with a 'shiny bum', an Australian bureacrat
WTAF: The ubiquitous mamil, or 'middle-aged man in lycra', is not to be confused with a 'shiny bum', an Australian bureacrat
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Lolocat, well jel, man crush and mahoosive are likely to be meaningless to anyone born before 1990 but they are among the 1000 new words added to OxfordDictionaries.com, the free online dictionary, in its largest quarterly update.

The entries by editors at Oxford Dictionaries reflect the influence of popular culture, or teenspeak, and include abbreviations such as WTAF (what the actual f***), lolcat (a picture of a cat with a humorous caption), IDC (I don't care) and PMSL (p****** myself laughing).

Words from gaming terminology include respawn (a character in a video game who reappears after dying) and permadeath (one who does not reappear).

Also among the new entries is duckface, the pouting lip-thrusting face pulled by people posing for photographs, and mamil, an acronym for "middle-aged man in lycra" sparked by the increasing popularity of sport cycling.

Al desko is an act, usually eating, carried out at a desk; a man crush is non-sexual bonding between two men, mahoosive means very large and a digital footprint is how popular someone is online.

Jel is short for jealous.

Business terms include "crony capitalism".

The "five-second rule" is the apocryphal time between dropping food on the floor and it becoming too full of bacteria to pick up and eat.

Other new terms are fone, a misspelling of phone, tiki-taka, a style of aesthetically pleasing football made popular by Barcelona, and shabby chic, a piece of clothing or furniture deliberately aged for fashion reasons.

Last month, Oxford Dictionaries announced vape as its international word of the year, reflecting the meteoric rise in popularity - and scrutiny - of electronic cigarettes.

Here are more of the new words and short descriptions added to OxfordDictionaries.com:

  • algorithmic trading: automated stock exchange trading by computers programmed to take certain actions in response to varying market data.
  • cool beans: used to express approval or delight
  • economic man: a hypothetical person who behaves in exact accordance with their rational self-interest
  • flash crash: an extremely rapid decline in the price of one or more commodities or securities, typically one caused by automated trading
  • fresh-air fiend: a person who is very keen on outdoor activities and (when indoors) on ventilated rooms
  • Marmite: used in reference to something that tends to arouse strongly positive or negative reactions rather than indifference
  • misery index: an informal measure of the state of an economy generated by adding together its rate of inflation and its rate of unemployment
  • network marketing: another term for "pyramid selling"
  • Obamacare: an informal term for a federal law intended to improve access to health insurance for US citizens. The official name of the law is the Affordable Care Act or (in full) the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act
  • Secret Santa: an arrangement by which a group of friends or colleagues exchange Christmas presents anonymously, each member of the group being assigned another member for whom to provide a small gift, typically costing no more than a set amount
  • shiny bum (Australian/NZ): a bureaucrat or office worker
  • silvertail (Austral): a person who is socially prominent or displays social aspirations
  • simples: used to convey that something is very straightforward
  • sticker licker (Austral): an official who issues parking fines
  • tech wreck: a collapse in the price of shares in high-tech industries
  • the ant's pants (Austral): an outstandingly good person or thing
  • tomoz: tomorrow.
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