Woman beats 64-year-old man for farting in her face

20 August 2014 - 12:44 By Times LIVE
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A 33-year-old South Carolina woman allegedly beat up a 64-year-old man, after he farted in her face.

According to a report in The Smoking Gun, Jessica Cerney was peaceably lying on the couch when the old man, Darrell McKnight, drunkenly farted in her face.

Cerney claims she didn't immediately retaliate, she first sought to get away from the flatulent oldster by leaving the house but he followed her outside where the two argued about the incident.

Eventually she claims he approached her in a threatening manner, at which point she gave him a black eye.

A witness supported Cerney's account, so the two simply received a citation for fighting.

One of the commenters on the story responded to it by saying, "My hands are up, don't poot."

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