Man phones 911 because his girlfriend wouldn't 'give him any'

Patrick Dogget, 53, of South Carolina was arrested for public intoxication after he phoned 911 - because his girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him.

The Smoking Gun reports that the cop who had responded to his call said Dogget “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass.”

Woodruff told the cops that he had been drinking all day - and wanted to get intimate.

Unfortunately for him - she had her grandchild with her.

Doggett responded to the rejection by dialling 911 and waiting outside for the cops to arrive.

They found him drinking booze - and booked him into the county jail.