A South Caroline man took matters into his own hands when he asked a masseuse for a 'happy ending' and got refused.
According to The Smoking Gun, at first the employee didn't know what he meant, so he “made a stroking/masturbating motion with his hand near his genital area.”
It wasn't that kind of massage parlour.
When it became clear that he wasn't going to get his 'happy ending' that way, the upset man put his clothes on and walked into the lobby - where he pulled his penis out and started masturbating at the masseuse.
He demanded that the victim watch while he did the act.
Currently police are on the hunt for him - with plans to give his escapades an unhappy ending.
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