Sip on spin and tonic

We don't advocate drinking and driving, so we suggest this is done at home. But we will acknowledge that Sona drinking games are fun when done with a big group of friends.

We'd also suggest you pick something with moderate alcohol volume because you will need concentration - it's always a long night: Zuma's 2014 address was 4508 words long (or 238 paragraphs).

For tonight's address, we suggest dividing the drink cues into Zuma Team Comrades and Zuma Team Compatriots. Pick a side and stick to it. When the president says a word on your selected list of drink words, indulge!

Team Comrades: Madam Speaker, development, govern, energy and programme.

Team Compatriots: honourable, infrastructure, delivery, municipalities and jobs.