A bhindi that's second to naan

I have always loved Melville. But I have never loved its broad and soulless Main Road - the one that moves from Auckland Park in the south towards West Park Cemetery and Beyers Naude at the other end. When the old swimming pool buildings were still there, it had a modicum of appeal. But then money changed hands and the whole glorious shebang was erased in two nights to make space for a shopping centre so cruddy, so blindingly hideous, it makes the Woodmead Value Mart strip look like the Champs-...