Stikeez accused of being Satanic
A Facebook page has accused Pick n Pay's Stikeez of being 'A DEMONISTIC PLOT TO STEAL OUR CHILDREN FOR SATAN!!!'
As every child who grew up in the 80's knows, a toy hasn't really made it until somebody has accused it of being of the devil.
Well, Pick n Pay's Stikeez have now officially made it as a Facebook group is accusing the toys of being an infernal plot to drag children's souls down to the burning abyss.
According to the page, which even if it is a parody it is at least a funny one, they consulted a 'renowned demonisticologist' who proclaimed that they were disgusting.
"These 'Stickeez' are clearly miniature demons," the unnamed 'demonisticologist' told them. "There can be absolutely no doubt these are not harmless toys but satanistic fetishes, designed to soften up our children for subsequent satanic penetration."
This may come as a surprise to most parents, who believe the toys are more about doing that to their bank accounts as their kids pester them into buying extra stuff in the hopes of getting the right random piece of plastic.
Satan could not be reached for comment.