Movember gets a bit prickly

TS Eliot maintained that April was the cruellest month, but for those of us who suffer from facial baldness, or partial bum-fluffery, it surely must be the dreaded Movember that makes our hair stand on end. It is at this time of year that I keenly feel the bullying stare of a comedic Zapata, or a skew look from a wonky Handlebar.