Family Fun: Might as well jump!

Somewhere along the winding road called Life Boulevard, the signs that used to encourage you to enjoy your childhood began displaying far more sinister messages. Epithets like "Grow up", "Pay your bills" and "Be responsible" began springing out from behind every bush like a Metro cop. They steadily erased your ability to have good clean fun - replacing it with a burning need to drown your ennui in a sea of craft beer.