Bushfire Festival: C'mon baby, light your fire

Maybe it's because I'll be 35 soon. Not exactly middle-age in this era of longer-life expectancy thanks to fitbits, fixies, smoothies, kale, banting and whatever else it takes to get you annoyingly healthy types up in the mornings - but old enough to wonder why I haven't done certain things. Things like driving to Swaziland, pitching a tent and joining thousands of strangers at this year's MTN Bushfire Festival - I don't do camping, I don't do festivals, I don't know what they mean when they de...