#Januworrysurvivalkit: from pilchards to noodles, Mzansi gives hilarious advice

07 January 2020 - 12:17

By Jessica Levitt

Image: via Gumtree Nothing to eat after the holiday season? Twitter has got you.

As many recover from the festive season, so, too, are our bank accounts.

January isn't just a month long, but rather three.

The first 2 months of January are always the toughest #JanuworrySurvivalKit pic.twitter.com/IDHrYTg2j5
— Karabo (@Kar_ree_) January 6, 2020

Yup, we all know the feeling. But before you slip into a deep depression, Mzansi is here to offer advice on how to make it through Januworry.

Even if you aren't a fan of pilchards or using soap as shampoo, at least you'll smile.

Going back to my roots. Don't @ me #JanuworrySurvivalKit pic.twitter.com/B3TOcZ47TP
— Rorisang Tabane (@rorisang_tabane) January 6, 2020

Minding my business... Eating a 2 piece in peace. #JanuworrySurvivalKit pic.twitter.com/EoHFwUTDkX
— Trevlyn de Klerk (@TCdeKlerk88) January 6, 2020

Fasting is good for the body #JanuworrySurvivalKit pic.twitter.com/tvhfUoSMCC
— Thatowamotswana (@thatowamotswana) January 6, 2020

Cashier: "R73 Sir, will it be cash or card?"
Me: "Both, I have R30 cash & R55 on card" #januworrysurvivalkit pic.twitter.com/IhPvAlyCdi
— Luyatsha Flames (@luyatsha_flames) January 6, 2020

Selling a quality used camp chair with no scratches or dirt. The chair has been to the best amapiano concerts n beach parties. #JanuworrySurvivalKit pic.twitter.com/Q0LA5HMW75
— Tebogo Mokubung (@TebogoMokubung1) January 6, 2020