A Wisconsin woman has been arrested after allegedly slipping behind a cash register and urinating and defecating in a box full of store security tags.
At the Melissa Jacobson's arrest, she was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the phrase "Dropping a load" a cop noted, according to The Smoking Gun.
Apparently Jacobson's crime was detected when a Kmart employee noticed a funky odour- which was traced to the soiled cardboard box.
The store figured out it was Jacobson, after they checked their security footage.
In the footage she is seen walking to Aisle #1, where she “loosened her pants and squatted down” near the cash register.
According to the staff at the store, Jacobson is a regular customer and thus should know where the public restrooms are located.