TOM EATON | As usual, all SA wants for Christmas is leadership with teeth

While the elves demand money, the ‘anti-vaxxers’ dis shots and Ace gets an early gift, the rest of us just want order

14 December 2020 - 18:45

It was 10 days until Christmas and Santa Claus was rubbing the first layer of Deep Heat into Comet’s dodgy knee when a delegation of elves arrived with a list of demands written in glitter.

“Comrade,” said a particularly steely elf called Dandelion. “After a rigorous and revolutionary nomination process in the branches, I have been elected as shop steward and have therefore been mandated to dialogue with you about grave injustices being perpetrated in the workshop.”..

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