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TOM EATON | When your patriotism is flagging, what do you need? A 100-metre dildo

Perhaps we could use its proposed giant flag as a big top tent for the ministry of sport, art and culture’s clown show

11 May 2022 - 19:36

A plan to spend R22m on a giant flag has proved conclusively that the ministry of sport, arts and culture is staffed entirely by semi-sentient cabbages that have a deep and burning hatred for both art and culture...

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