Weighty matters: Slim pickings for fatheads

20 April 2015 - 09:50

By Paige Nick

Last week I went to deliver a package to a certain high-ranking public figure in Cape Town. It was all going well till I got to the first security barrier. Chirpy security guard: So lady, when are you due?Me: On the tenth of never! I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat.Chirpy security guard: Oh, then you should go to the gym.

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