Motoring

Better on paper: 5 cars with stupidly-designed interiors

Design flaws mean some of these cars are an accident waiting to happen, that's if you're not too tall or too short to drive them in the first place

18 March 2018 - 00:00 By Thomas Falkiner
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The Lamborghini Countach.
The Lamborghini Countach.
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1. LAMBORGHINI COUNTACH

When it comes to candidates for the best worst car ever made, the beautiful but flawed Countach features strongly for many reasons. One of them has to do with the driving position. Tiny pedals offset to the right, big non-adjustable steering wheel offset to the left - it makes you feel slightly drunk even when you're sober. 

2. TOYOTA 2000 GT

Ah, yes, the lovely 2000 GT.  It's the automotive equivalent of that sultry siren shouting, "you'll never get this" from behind the bars of a gilded cage. And you know what, you just won't unless you measure in under 1.5m. There's a reason why they had to cut the roof off for Sean Connery in You Only Live Twice

3. LANCIA STATOS

Built for rallying, the sexy Stratos was a nimble whip thanks to its short wheelbase and Ferrari V6 engine mounted amidships. These proportions meant the space-strapped cockpit had homoerotic overtones. While driver and navigator basically sat on each other's laps; each gear change would culminate in some unplanned man touching. Yep, only those comfortable with their sexuality need reach for the keys.

The Lancia Stratos.
The Lancia Stratos.
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The Porsche 911.
The Porsche 911.
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4. PORSCHE 911

Right-hand-drive versions of the original Porsche 911 (made up until 1989) are infamous for their strangely offset pedals. So forget to recalibrate your feet and you'll end up hitting the brake instead of the clutch. Not ideal when you're busy navigating some aggressive curvature.

5. ALFA ROMEO 145

Long in the leg? Short in the arm? Not proportioned like an ape? Then you're going to struggle at the helm of the Alfa 145. Which is a pity because it remains one of the best cars they've built. Especially the lovely Quadrifoglio model that drove way better than any 147 ever did. The last of the great analogue hot hatchbacks.


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