The Stinky Candle Company candles are available from wantitall.co.za.
WEED
We all know someone whose true Valentine is Mary Jane. Perhaps your partner? Or you, for that matter. So, why not gift the smell of marijuana to one who lives by the lyrics of Afroman’s Because I got High?
Kushed Candles makes their candles out of actual cannabis leaves – don’t count on them making you high, though.
MONEY
Do you want to live the high life and burn money like rappers in music videos? But, alas, you are not a millionaire musician, so it’s a dream never to be realised, right? Wrong!
The Stinky Candle Company will turn your fantasies into reality with their money candle. For under R200, you can walk into Sumo Night Club, request a VIP booth, light a match, do the sha-sha and watch as you become a Joburg kingpin with a puff of smoke.
Disclaimer: Do not quote this article should you be liable for any costs at the club.
FART
Not everyone looks forward to Valentine’s Day. Heartbreak can be devastating and the day can induce tears. But instead of intercepting Cupid’s arrows and breaking them in rage, why not have a little fun by taking that long-awaited revenge on your ex?