ARIES
21 March – 19 April
Just because the world has gone nuts doesn't mean you can't have a great birthday month. This is actually a great week for you, relatively speaking. The child in you is demanding doses of lunacy. If you're keen on having kids now's your chance. You're looking fabulous so no extra effort there. Money isn't fantastic but that's mostly because your head is elsewhere. You'll get your focus back, but not this week. This week is for you.
TAURUS
20 April – 20 May
You've never felt better in your life - literally anything is possible. You're at your compassionate best and your intuition is pumping. Even you will be able to trust your instincts and that doesn't happen very often. Most importantly, money makes complete sense. You understand how it works and how to get more of it.
GEMINI
21 May – 20 June
The god of war is moving in, dragging out your inner warrior. No more are you prepared to take abuse from anyone. Which is just as well because there's a lot of it flying at you. Here's the plan. Make a note of what needs to be done by you. What other people are doing is not your business. Now start on your list. Take it as slowly or quickly as you like. The great energies don't arrive till the 26th, so just use your own strength till then.
CANCER
21 June – 22 July
The career is still in fantastic shape, which means you're ignoring your personal life and your family is about to stage a revolution. The lovers have probably already left. But don't worry about all that. No matter what anyone tells you, it's virtually impossible to have it all at the same time. The trick here is to tell people what's going on. Ask anyone who cares to either give you some space or help you out.
LEO
23 July – 22 August
Whose needs are more important: family, friends, bosses, lovers? Or yours? You know the answer to that. Just because the planets are pulling in all directions, doesn't mean you have to follow. Here's the deal: you first; everyone else second. If you don't take care of yourself, you'll be no use to anyone.
VIRGO
23 August – 22 September
You're learning about yourself through relationships. This week is all about them and how you handle anyone who is not you. All our relationships reflect back at us, showing us what's working and what we need to work on. You're starting to see yourself as others see you - strange but useful. For now, go with whatever the universe dishes out and be willing to change. On Saturday, the planets shift, bringing you fabulous financial instincts and opportunities.
LIBRA
23 September – 22 October
Are you in love? If not with someone else, then with lots of someone elses. If there aren't loads of lovers, are you at least falling in love with yourself? That's the best place to start - and the hardest. You're too busy beating yourself up for not being perfect. No matter. This week is all about love. You get to decide on the list of beneficiaries. Play a little, while you still can.
SCORPIO
23 October – 21 November
Is your heart all over the place? Lost track of the true meaning of love? You're not alone. But for this week, unstable emotions and a wild love life are yours to play with. If you're lucky, you'll figure out what you really want. If you're as stubborn as usual, you'll end up with a broken heart. If you're behaving, congratulate yourself. You may just manage to hang on to what you have.
SAGITTARIUS
22 November – 21 December
The universe is right behind you, feeding your strengths - but also your weaknesses. Yes, it's wonderful to have such a grand vision for the world. But until you get there, a few small details need to be taken care of. Like budgeting, for example. And a touch of attention to those practical details you were hoping someone else would take care of. Not to worry, the world is moving to your tune, and you're completely irresistible.
CAPRICORN
22 December – 19 January
Whatever is surfacing from your subconscious is not pretty. Relax. It's simply emotional leftovers looking for a way out. Let it go. Besides, new ideas and offers are bringing change and excitement. There is a downside to potential change - it makes you unsettled, exhausted and frightened. But so what? Change has always upset you - until it doesn't. Let yourself go through the motions. And come out the other side. Happier.
AQUARIUS
20 January – 18 February
If people come to you with their problems, your instinct is to take sort out their lives. Sweet of you. Honestly, how often has that approach worked? People need to deal with their own issues before taking your advice. So offer basic suggestions and move aside. You've got enough issues of your own to deal with. It's time to ride your own waves.
PISCES
19 February – 20 March
The disorganisation has reached eyeball level. But since you live most of your life in this state, you probably haven't noticed. Check your diary. It's likely you've forgotten the odd business meeting. Never mind. Life and soul stuff is what this week is about. Go ahead accept the invitations, shave your legs (you can do it) and check to see that both your shoes are the same colour. But it's also okay to dial down a notch...