Changing cloth nappies scarred me for life
Diaper-changing duties? Never again!
My last-born son turns 12 this year. Each time I refer to him as "the lastborn", people snigger cynically and launch into stories about "oops babies" and how "my sister Susan is 17 years younger than me" and whatnot.
The state of my fertility is, by right, a private matter between my wife and me. However, because I'm a belligerent and defensive big baby, I always end up pointing out that a vasectomy tends to be a pretty watertight contraceptive method...