Was it racism or rage that made him do it? Nah, it was a wedgie
We don't give nearly enough credit to life's minor irritations as reasons for our bad behaviour
You will accumulate wisdom with age, they said. You have the impatience of youth; wait until you mature, they promised. Things will start to make more sense as you grow older, they insisted while nodding sagely.
Well, "they" are pathological liars, the whole lot of them. I am about seven months away from my 48th birthday and life makes far less sense than any other point in my existence...