Humour
Will you recalibrate the centre of your universe, please?
We need to stop assuming that what we care about is obvious to everyone
30 June 2019 - 00:07
A colleague recently asked me "What's your handicap?" I'm an able-bodied individual (if you ignore the minor quirk of being able to wrap my left arm around my back and touch my right armpit). Therefore, my response was: "None. Zero." He looked at me like I'd just told him I'm having an affair with Michelle Obama. "Seriously, dude?" he asked. "There's no way you're a scratch golfer."..
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