Women deliberately hide things to make men look ridiculous

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it

21 July 2019 - 00:09 By

It's Sunday morning, some time during the Pleistocene epoch 20,000 years ago, somewhere between present-day Sterkfontein and Krugersdorp. A man named Akanyang hears footsteps outside his cave.

He panics because he was involved in a violent scuffle with some fellows at the Buffalo and Owl Pub the previous evening. It's a long story involving cheating in an actual pissing contest...

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