Women deliberately hide things to make men look ridiculous
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it
It's Sunday morning, some time during the Pleistocene epoch 20,000 years ago, somewhere between present-day Sterkfontein and Krugersdorp. A man named Akanyang hears footsteps outside his cave.
He panics because he was involved in a violent scuffle with some fellows at the Buffalo and Owl Pub the previous evening. It's a long story involving cheating in an actual pissing contest...