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When I hear James Blunt yelping in agony 'You're Beautiful' 33 times in a row like his wrinkly bits are caught in his zipper, I question humanity's aversion to impaling folks, says writer

24 March 2024 - 00:00
By Ndumiso Ngcobo

When I hear James Blunt yelping in agony 'You're Beautiful' 33 times in a row like his wrinkly bits are caught in his zipper, I question humanity's aversion to impaling folks, says writer

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