You know what’s funny? If you put on a tinfoil hat and harangue people about teen social media usage, you’ll run into a peculiar type of brick wall. Though phones seem to be the reason behind rising suicide rates, decreasing self-worth, ADHD and depression, everyone agrees that putting the pocket computers down is not the way forward. When you bring this up, a concerned millennial will say, “Oh shame, this is how the kids interact nowadays”, before launching into a sermon about how disinfecting the entire internet is somehow easier than simply putting the dopamine box away...