Opinion

Mampara of the week: Mampintsha

10 March 2019 - 00:00 By HOGARTH

SEND HIM TO A WILDER WEST
It's unfortunate that muting this Mampara's music would only serve to starve his victim. True to his stage name Mampintsha (the one who squeezes himself), Mandla Maphumulo squeezed himself into all of Babes Wodumo's songs.
A typical psycho, he controlled everything in Babes' life, from her finances to her social media accounts. This explains his rant outside court that there were politicians in her inbox, plotting their separation. More laughable was the heavyweight's claim that he attacked the tiny Babes in self-defence.
No matter what Babes did to this Mampara's humongous beer belly, the sumo wrestler had no right to pull a WWE SmackDown move on her.
Now the law must take its course and fast-track Mampintshampara's move from West Ink Records to Westville Prison...

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