Just keep the video assistant referee away from the world's beautiful game
25 June 2017 - 00:00
From then on the person in question proceeds to tell you that the reason they rudely interrupted your coitus was because they wanted to check the position from all angles.
This article is reserved for Sunday Times subscribers.
A subscription gives you full digital access to all Sunday Times content.
Please visit SundayTimes.co.za in your desktop to view our latest subscription options.
Already subscribed? Simply sign in below.
Sign InQuestions or problems? Email helpdesk@timeslive.co.za or call 0860 52 52 00.