Somewhere during South Africa's implosion amid a myriad small explosions of dust on Galle's parched pitch yesterday, the strains of Despacitooozed out of the low-slung ground's public address system.
You needed a smidgen of Spanish to get the joke, which possibly was accidental: "despacito" translates to "slowly".
Nothing happened slowly on the third day of the first test.
Except, that is, the bowling - by Rangana Herath, Dilruwan Perera and Lakshan Sandakan, spinners all, and the architects of South Africa's demolition by 278 runs 15 minutes before tea.
The visitors' second innings was done and, yes, dusted in 28.5 overs - their shortest innings on the subcontinent - in which they were dismissed for 73.It was their lowest total in 254 tests since readmission and their 11th lowest in 426 matches overall.
Perera, the offspinner, took a career-best 6/32 to complete a match bag of 10/78.
In a team in which bowlers have delivered 22 hauls of more than 10 wickets - 21 of them by Muttiah Muralitharan or Herath, the other by Chaminda Vaas - Perera's effort ranked 23rd on the honour role.
Left-armer Herath claimed five wickets in the game, which took him to 423 in his career.
Or two more than Shaun Pollock.
"Now I'm in the departure lounge," Pollock said on commentary when the list of all-time leading wicket-takers appeared on screen and showed Herath had bumped him down to 10th place.
Another joke: Herath's three wickets yesterday meant he stole some of the thunder from Dale Steyn, who had Sandakan caught at point to end Sri Lanka's second innings earlier on yesterday and draw level with Pollock's career total of 421.
In a sense, then, Herath has broken Pollock's record before Steyn.Besides Herath and Perera, Sandakan was the only bowler Sri Lanka required yesterday. The left-arm wristspinner sent down only five deliveries, but that was all he needed to trap Tabraiz Shamsi in front with a googly to end the match.
Vernon Philander's unbeaten 22 was the highest score in an innings in which Aiden Markram and Quinton de Kock were the only other players in double figures, and in which no one faced 50 balls.
About the best thing you could say about South Africa's tentative, clumsy, inept batting on a standard subcontinental surface was that only Hashim Amla and Kagiso Rabada were dismissed for ducks...