'Cis female mammary glands, labia, vagina' are okay, but American sports fans would much rather not see LeBron James' penis if complaints are to be believed.
James' penis was briefly exposed accidentally when he tucked his undershirt in during NBA Finals broadcast on June 11, in front of a camera that was positioned at just the wrong angle.
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The accidental exposure resulted in discussion on Twitter.
Which was soon joined by his penis.
Now SB Nation have revealed how Americans responded to the accidental exposure in their complaints to the FCC.
Boobs yay - penis nay
"I am shocked and appalled! I was watching the NBA final with my small kids on ABC's TV channel and prior to the start of Game 4 on Thursday 11 June 2015, ABC showed my children the penis of LeBron James. This is unacceptable. I don't want my kids looking at male genitalia on broadcast television. I am OK with seeing cis female mammary glands, labia, vagina, etc, over broadcast TV but no more penis please!"
At least one man feels less inadequate
"I was watching game 4 of the NBA finals last night on ABC, and the camera had a close up on LeBron James, who was adjusting his shorts, and then pulled down his boxers and the camera had a close up of his tallywacker. This is the type of stuff I would expect from Game of Thrones, but not from the American Broadcasting Channel. At least I now know that I am bigger than the purportedly "biggest" star in the NBA..."
But there was no magic in those pants
"LeBron James showed his dick on national television and completely ruined my tinder date. It made us late for laser tag because i had to rewind it a few times to make sure thats exactly what we saw so we missed our bus. He clearly did it on purpose and hes not as good as Michael Jordan."
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