WATCH| Eish! Here's why you should never vosho near water

We aren't sure IF there is a rule book for how to vosho like a beast, but we think there should be a massive warning, in yellow highlighter, that you should never vosho next to open water.

A young wannabe Zodwa learnt that the hard way recently when a dance-off went horribly wrong.

Sis and a friend were showing off their best selves on a narrow strip of land when she landed head first in the water.

The video filled us with so many questions like:

Why is there weed in the video?

Were the girls high when they tried the trick?

Why was sis grinding on land as thin as some celebs hairlines? 

Luckily a screenshot of her getting out the water allayed many fears.

Otherwise her death certificate would have read death by iVosho.