Potential bae requirement: 'tall with dark hair' – Mzansi's Perfect Match is A LOT!
Perhaps they should change Mzansi Magic to Mzansi Match with all these dating shows.
Just when we thought we had seen it all when it comes to dating shows, Mzansi Magic's new speed dating series had us wanting to trade in our IDs and leave Mzansi.
We know that some people have a list of requirements for bae like...
*Scribble* *scribble* must have good looks
*Scribble* *scribble* must have a steady income
*Scribble* *scribble* must like me!
But did you ever think, in your wildest dreams, that on that list must be a nyana clause reading: "must have tall, dark hair".
It was just one of the deal breakers that came to light when Perfect Match premiered on TV this week. The show gives a group of singles only two minutes to impress their potential bae, before sealing the deal with a kiss.
Fans were shooketh beyond belief at the request and shared their reactions to some of the craziest moments from the show on social media.
Check out some of the highlights:
The guy that wants a girl with tall, dark hair
"I want a girl with tall, dark hair"😂😂😂#perfectmatchmzansi pic.twitter.com/TRo8keshrv
— TC_Bad Ass Nigga (@BaddestNiqqaTC) April 11, 2018
#perfectmatchmzansi "i want a lady with tall dark hair" like really now! So u wanna date a weave.. pic.twitter.com/ScFTJSZioM
— Cut-off low (@NjaYaTeng) April 11, 2018
TALL dark hair?#perfectmatchmzansi pic.twitter.com/E6uS9WXc3k
— M•a•s•e•g•o (@Sego_Royalty) April 11, 2018
A girl by the name of six
So no one is taking about how this girls name is SIX ..I feel like I'm the only one worried #PerfectMatchMzansi pic.twitter.com/GUC686TNIg
— Bongekile Dlamini (@bongibby23) April 11, 2018
#perfectmatchmzansi Six Nyamane is such a bae 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/WqNXYShlBY
— ELTON SHONHIWA (@Elton_Shonhiwa) April 11, 2018
uSix wenzela mina amachips ngamanzi actually 🔥🔥 #PerfectMatchMzansi pic.twitter.com/ybf4uE4AP9
— Babes (@mammi_kim) April 11, 2018
The car question
#perfectmatchmzansi another car question? What's with the cars? pic.twitter.com/atdhbwVWgL
— ELTON SHONHIWA (@Elton_Shonhiwa) April 11, 2018
The cheesy pick-up lines
Guy: are you born in February?
— Tumie Gower (@TalkTumie) April 11, 2018
Girl: me? No! Why?
Guy: oh, ’cause your beauty is so inclusive. #PerfectMatchMzansi pic.twitter.com/v2M9oCVxUz
Advocate also just throwing around big words for nothing😂😂😂
— Palesa🌸 (@pearlngoasheng) April 11, 2018
Are: “ What are your qualities and quantities?”
“ Were you born in February? Because your beauty is inclusive”#PerfectMatchMzansi pic.twitter.com/EnYc3FZKSf
#PerfectMatchMzansi
— Michell💕 (@CeendyMayeza) April 11, 2018
Your name?
You look cute..
Your name?
You look cute.. Lol that's all the guy could say ai uyababa ugirl pic.twitter.com/yRtQVA4o9X
Advocate just asked Six "what are your Qualities & Quantities"...kuzojolwa noma kwenzwa istats? What are quantities please balance? Lama 2000 kodwa #PerfectMatchMzansi pic.twitter.com/38edd6loTG
— Mduduzi Makhoba (@mdubadoo88) April 11, 2018
And a general concern for host Thato Molamu's well being after his character on The Queen.
#PerfectMatchMzansi hai le presenter is a bit tense... ngathi he's worried that Jerry Maake will appear in thin air. pic.twitter.com/nKJyMCSwyl
— and shit! (@realsmokolo) April 11, 2018
Meanwhile, we're just out here wondering where we can get Six's digits.