Gasp | Kanye West is writing a book on Twitter, but uthini kanye kanye?

19 April 2018 - 11:01 By Chrizelda Kekana
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Kanye West is back with his Yesus wisdom.
Kanye West is back with his Yesus wisdom.
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Just when you thought you have heard and seen it all Kanye West announces that he's writing a book.

Okay, you have to hand it to the man, he sure is innovative. First he convinced us that he's basically a black Jesus, then he sold us torn clothes and called it fashion.

Now he's decided to share his twook (Twitter book) And if there's anyone that will write a raw, unfiltered book in real time it's Kanye.

We're not even sure if there's intro or chapters, but it is a unique idea and we've taken the time to bring it home for our Mzansi fam.

Okay, so there are a gazillion tweets so far and probably more on the way if he wakes up on the right side of Kim K.

But here are a couple of his quotes where he felt he was spitting that Yesus wisdom.

1. Just be still

Explainer: Basically Kanye is saying when you wake up, instead of giving Vodacom, MTN and the likes you data, save your money. 

Also, essentially the message is: Vuka uthandaze instead.

2. Don't focus on competing

Explainer: Basically slay in your own lane. When you fail, its not because you told your mom and she told your aunt that hates you. It's not witchcraft. It's all on you.

*cues Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson*

3. Tlohela ho bua maaka fam!

There's really no need for an explainer here. Kanye is just saying stop living for the gram.

It's not worth it.

4. Be present and embrace life

Explainer: You are the Chuck Norris of your life, mfundini. If it hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it beats you up with apricot, make jam. You get the point? We don't want to get deep. *This is supposed to be an explainer*

Live your life!

5. Uhhhhh... something about cars and hoodies..

Honestly speaking, we have no idea where this is going, or where it came from.

Haai. Mfethu nathi asazi shem. Soz.

5. True character matters.

Explainer: Be alert. Watch the people you have around you.

*drops mic*

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