Gasp | Kanye West is writing a book on Twitter, but uthini kanye kanye?
Just when you thought you have heard and seen it all Kanye West announces that he's writing a book.
Okay, you have to hand it to the man, he sure is innovative. First he convinced us that he's basically a black Jesus, then he sold us torn clothes and called it fashion.
Now he's decided to share his twook (Twitter book) And if there's anyone that will write a raw, unfiltered book in real time it's Kanye.
We're not even sure if there's intro or chapters, but it is a unique idea and we've taken the time to bring it home for our Mzansi fam.
Okay, so there are a gazillion tweets so far and probably more on the way if he wakes up on the right side of Kim K.
But here are a couple of his quotes where he felt he was spitting that Yesus wisdom.
1. Just be still
when you first wake up don't hop right on the phone or the internet or even speak to anyone for even up to an hour if possible. Just be still and enjoy your own imagination. It's better than any movie.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 18, 2018
Explainer: Basically Kanye is saying when you wake up, instead of giving Vodacom, MTN and the likes you data, save your money.
Also, essentially the message is: Vuka uthandaze instead.
2. Don't focus on competing
I don't believe in the concept of an enemy. We have been conditioned to always be in competition. Stop looking for something to beat and just be. You don't have to do all the work. Once you start moving in love the universe will assist you.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 18, 2018
Explainer: Basically slay in your own lane. When you fail, its not because you told your mom and she told your aunt that hates you. It's not witchcraft. It's all on you.
*cues Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson*
3. Tlohela ho bua maaka fam!
just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 18, 2018
There's really no need for an explainer here. Kanye is just saying stop living for the gram.
It's not worth it.
4. Be present and embrace life
Be here now. Be in the moment. The now is the greatest moment of our lives and it just keeps getting better. The bad parts the boring parts the parts with high anxiety. Embrace every moment for its greatness. This is life. This is the greatest movie we will ever see.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 18, 2018
Explainer: You are the Chuck Norris of your life, mfundini. If it hands you lemons, make lemonade. If it beats you up with apricot, make jam. You get the point? We don't want to get deep. *This is supposed to be an explainer*
Live your life!
5. Uhhhhh... something about cars and hoodies..
Cars have four wheels. Hoodies have hoods. It's amusing to me when some one says this is an original hoodie. Bro... it's a hoodie 🤷♂️
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 18, 2018
Honestly speaking, we have no idea where this is going, or where it came from.
Haai. Mfethu nathi asazi shem. Soz.
5. True character matters.
if you wanna see the true character of person watch the way they treat someone who can't do anything for them.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
Explainer: Be alert. Watch the people you have around you.
*drops mic*