IN MEMES
404 error message: Gay polygamist pastor causes the internet to crash
Reality show #SofaSlahlane was the lit
Less than a month after a gay pastor nearly shut down the internet when he officiated a interracial couple's wedding on Our Perfect Wedding, the man was back with his own feature on Moja Love's Sofa Slahlane.
After the pastor slayed his way into people's hearts last month, the masses demanded he get his own reality show.
While that might still be in the works, he got a young feature on Thursday where he explained how he was rejected by his family for being different.
Let's break that down again.
He is 58-years-old
Married to three wives
He has 20 children: 5 are lesbians, 5 are gay and 10 are straight
He is a traditional healer
From OPW we also know that he likes to quote his own scriptures that are not in our pages.
Twitter responded as they do best: with memes.
I can confirm beyond any reasonable doubt that I have seen it all...🤣🤣#SofaSlahlane pic.twitter.com/N1YyPFkZej
— Collin Shongwe (@CollinsMduduzi) May 10, 2018
A polygamist sangoma pastor who also happen to be gay, what a wow 😳😳😳 #SofaSlahlane
— August Baby 😉 (@Tall_Kgomotso) May 10, 2018
Pastor and a Sanhoma and married to 3 wives (gays) he banna #SofaSlahlane pic.twitter.com/dKaPQLBzOR
— MALUME SHEPHERD (@sharepart) May 10, 2018
Mr Kolobe🤔🤔Talk about living your life to the fullest,he does not suffer from abantu bazothini syndrome #SofaSlahlane #MojaLove pic.twitter.com/8XPbbDC61E
— Nthabi Motsemme (@Nthabi_M7) May 10, 2018
I need to calm my nerves rn #Sofaslahlane pic.twitter.com/Qg3w6vHCn5
— IG: Mukelo Munyai (@Mukelo_) May 10, 2018
20 Kids #SofaSlahlane pic.twitter.com/fLy9nqXzOi
— Maps 👑💕 (@Bossvandy) May 10, 2018
#SofaSlahlane "well sometimes u think u have the situation under control only to find out it has u under control" pic.twitter.com/14NgVWtV5P
— Luu Maaaa (@luu_maaaa) May 10, 2018
Some called the mixture as smooth as oil and Knorrox.
A homosexual👬 pastor in a polygamy marriage 💍 and as a sangoma👿? How? Water mixed with oil and knorrox. #SofaSlahlane pic.twitter.com/5IkfRXNCkJ
— SweetFire 🍒🔥 (@musaAlgorithm) May 10, 2018
#SofaSlahlane
— PM (@Pmash007) May 10, 2018
So this is it! The world is coming to an end! pic.twitter.com/5VZS5lEBxW
Ntate Kolobe is a proof that you can be anything in SA. Sangoma, witch, pastor, bishop, prophet, gay, dad yonke into #SofaSlahlane pic.twitter.com/8pYePl0BhD
— Sir Katlégo (@katlegovic) May 10, 2018
A pastor + sangoma + prophet in one. South Africa! #SofaSlahlane #Mojalove pic.twitter.com/gHoNegrDzi
— 🇿🇦 Funniest Tweets 🇿🇦 (@TheEdgeSearch) May 10, 2018
#SofaSlahlane
— Thabelo Maanda (@thabelo_maanda) May 10, 2018
It’s over the world is ending 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ZSBpaiBg3f
While others thought they deserved a medal for going through so much in Mzansi.
#SofaSlahlane "athi ngihlale nomkhulu" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I lived and saw Mandela, Messi, Ronaldo... A pastor/sangoma with 20 kids and 3 husbands I am ready to be an ancestor now pic.twitter.com/GO8GnQo6Se
— Themba Mashiane (@mashianejt) May 10, 2018
When i think i have seen it all then boom #SofaSlahlane 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/L92F7MhCu1
— MsB (@baaib) May 10, 2018
Yaz South Africa's constitution is in the year 3030 ... #SofaSlahlane https://t.co/eyDkZOidoF
— Aldrin Sampear (@AldrinSampear) May 10, 2018