#The Queen
LOL! Hereโs why Bra Jakes & Schumacher think Kagiso is Van Damme
If we have learnt one valuable lesson this week, it is that no one should mess with The Queen's Kagiso because the dude is pulling moves like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Detective Vee was on a case trying to get the 411 on Kagiso when Bra Jakes and Schumacher told her about the man's super powers.
Best part on TheQueen Shumakha true mXhosa story teller
— ZiphoratorDaOriginalยฎ๐ฟ๐ฆ (@ZiphoratorSA) September 11, 2018
๐๐๐๐#TheQueenMzansi #uzalo pic.twitter.com/zPEW5Wqdoy
The pair weren't even there when Kagiso risked his life to save everyone from Diamond but they were all too happy to share how Kagiso had ducked, dived and roundhouse kicked his way to victory.
Vee didn't seem impressed by the statement but the Twitter streets were hosing themselves with laughter at the pair.
Ladies and gentleman - this is leadership!
#TheQueenMzansi
— Bongumusa Mashego (@Cartermash) September 11, 2018
Here is the visuals of Kagiso, in Schumacher and Mjekejeke statement๐๐๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/ruLD0H0N72
No wonder wat vuyiswa was writing as statement u kagiso wa vela u van dammer he saved us lol #TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/zkVcpg6Wy9
— Queen T (@miayoanda) September 11, 2018
Mjekejeke & Schumacher ; Kagiso was Van Damme ๐
— MOREX (@MorenaMorex) September 11, 2018
#TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/7ZscQP8Wry
The exaggeration shown by Mjekejeke and Schumacher over how Kagiso saved their lives is a classic๐๐๐๐ #TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/UOvrAa1b7i
— Matabo Manala (@Tabz_Matabo) September 11, 2018
Kagiso was van damme #TheQueenMzansi ihaba kochumy pic.twitter.com/83fMt4nX7O
— Nonkululeko (@Nonkue_Nene) September 11, 2018
The lies Schumacher just told...I didn't see kagiso being van damme #TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/IB8CoQ2R7m
— Christian Black (@ElDaDon2) September 11, 2018
Meanwhile the streets think that Kea should get Caster Semenya's gold medals after she chased a taxi carrying an injured Diamond.
Kea can out ran Caster ๐๐๐#TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/guDgA5gABm
— IamFranco (@Zuks_Franco) September 11, 2018
#TheQueenMzansi Kea has declared war against Caster Semenya and I fear that we might have a new female athlete champ... A new world record is loading.. pic.twitter.com/gCWNBVKyvO
— SonOfDaAncestorz (@SAncestorz) September 11, 2018
Wait a second!! Did Caster audition for Keaโs running scene or vele vele that was Kea? Asking for a friend #TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/lYR41wnYZa
— Matt The Brandยฎ (@hlabanematt) September 11, 2018
Kea can show Caster flames I tell you!#TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/dCYOyZQUtL
— Thabo kwenaite (@tbosekwn) September 11, 2018
#TheQueenMzansi Caster has nothing on Kea in a 100m sprint. That lady Runs ๐ pic.twitter.com/5kdDzDjvIN
— KOP Van Vuuren (@Lebo_thefarmer) September 11, 2018
Kea should join caster on the track ,mo gal can run ๐๐๐๐#TheQueenMzansi pic.twitter.com/Yj0BTAijBs
— Mama Kemo,Nathi & Owethu (@msbladh2o) September 11, 2018