Critics of Bafana Bafana's goal rate may be happy to learn that South Africans score sex an average of 120 times a year versus the global average of 103.
What's more, an online poll this year of Men's Health and Women's Health readers found a significant proportion of South Africans are kinky.
More than half the women respondents said they used erotic toys, and 55% of the men admitted to dogging - sex in public.
About 17% of the men and 12% of the women confessed to threesome romps.
The body parts most likely to set your partner's pulse racing? Most of the men polled said hot bums. Sexy male chests got top ratings with most women.
On the downside, 67% of local women admitted to having faked orgasms.
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