Money is often said to be a powerful aphrodisiac, as one Tennessee man can attest according to a police report.
Lonnie Hutton was arrested while attempting to have sex with an ATM at the Boro Bar and Grill.
According to WKRN, Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear, exposed his genitals and then attempted to make a deposit with his penis.
A commenter at The Smoking Gun, which also ran the story, said, "After years of being screwed by the bank for fees, he is just returning the favour."
The responding police officer found Hutton, still nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air.
When the officer told Hutton to sit at a wooden picnic table, he began to engage in "sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table".
Hutton smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet.
He was charged with public intoxication and booked into the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.
Hutton is scheduled to appear in court July 1.