CAPTURED ORGAN OF STATE
Our former cabinet minister was promoted from Gigabyte to Terrabyte when he joined the Pornhub fraternity recently with his well-documented form of self-expression. Now the most notorious filmmaker in the land is making headlines again for yet more crude moves, this time to pleasure his good friends, the Gupta brothers.
Like all other Saharanpur stooges he was utterly brazen about his naked ambition. This week former SAA board chair Cheryl Carolus told the Zondo commission that within weeks of his appointment as public enterprises minister Gigaba agitated for SAA to drop the lucrative Joburg-Mumbai route in favour of an airline owned by a cohort of Gupta pals.
Dear Gigglebyte, there will be no soft landing this time. Caught. Again. With your pants down.