24 March 2024 5 Min Read
One man's meat could be another man's Kelly Clarkson
When I hear James Blunt yelping in agony 'You're Beautiful' 33 times in a row like his wrinkly bits are caught in his zipper, I question humanity's aversion to impaling folks, says writer
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