We've tried really hard not to. We looked low and lower for another mampara this week. Robert "A drunk and a murderer" McBride came close (two court rulings went against him on Friday, so we're on safe legal ground here). The chap on our front page was also a contender.
But Mampara of the Week has to be Juju. We know that it's stating the obvious, and we apologise.
But the farce is strong with that one. The daft punk told a crowd in the Windy City: "President Mandela is sick, and you don't want to contribute to a worsening condition of Mandela by not voting ANC. President Mandela will never endure if the ANC is out of power." We can't endure this buffoon. But who will rid us of this turbulent pest? Cosas, are you listening?
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