Going to Nasrec for multi-orgasms: iLIVE

I am turned on by cars, and for eleven days from today I will be making my pilgrimage to the Johannesburg International Motor Show in Nasrec near Johannesburg for my multi orgasms.

If heaven was real, the motor show would be it. You don’t only get to salivate over and extensive range of passenger cars, sports utility vehicles, sports and concept cars but you get to check out motorbikes and boat engines as well.

This year the organisers have outdone themselves. They have free entertainment-on-wheels to spring on the unsuspecting visitors from October 8 – 16, which include hair-raising stunts on mountain bikes and motorbikes. Plus there is also car drifting – remember The Fast & Furius: Tokyo Drift?

Among the motorcycle stunt riders will be the famous Le Riche brothers who between them have won nine SA trials titles as well as being multiple winners on the tough US circuit. Plus the Yokohama Driving Dynamics team will put on displays of its own in four Opel Corsa OPCs.

If your adrenalin isn’t pumping yet, take up knitting and drink pink drinks.

If you can’t make it to Nasrec, don’t worry, just keep reading this blog and I will keep you updated on the buffet on display and what new offerings are out there.